Social Security Jokes

Hello my firend! Let’s start a new day with a funny jokes below 🙂



A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.

After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age.

He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.

“Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks. The woman says,

“Unbutton your shirt.”

So he opens his shirt revealing lost of curly silver hair. She says,

“That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.”  and she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said,

“You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.”

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